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Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.


It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

Can we appreciate how she’s considered more desirable than the french maid she shoves out of the way?

Also I adored this character she was a lot of fun and I always thought she was super cute.

If you don’t love Sophie, you’re wrong.

This was my all time favorite movie in my childhood (still is today) for all of the above reasons and more.


So giving all of my lovely followers a heads up.

If you go to my main page, you’ll see this new widget

That’s because as some of you may or may not know, I am currently in a not so great situation and I have to move ASAP as soon as I’m back from England getting some stuffs sorted for Minx and I’s upcoming wedding.

Unfortunately, moving takes a lot of money and as a full time student I got lots of bills to pay and at this point in time unfortunately don’t have much.

That’s where you guys come in

.May the 17th @ 3 PM EST to 18th 3pm EST I will be doing a 24 hour stream to help raise money for my upcoming move.

The goal is $4500 which would include the minimum I would need to move out. This is including my moving expenses including truck rental, storage unit rental, kennel rental (can’t bring my cat to the place I’m staying until the official move date) and first and last months rent.

The donations are open now but the stream won’t be until May 17th - 18th.

If you can’t donate it’s perfectly fine, even just showing up and spreading the word about it will help me out so much and would be very much appreciated and I will love you forever for helping me get out of this bad home situation I am currently in.

The schedule for the stream will more than likely be decided one or two weeks before the actual stream once I find out who is gonna be around that weekend and who can drop by.

I do hope you stop by!

Thanks for reading,

Have you seen Escape from the Citadel, the Adventure Time episode? It's probably my favorite overall, and eons better than the Betty episode.

Yes, but I didn’t appreciate how—I don’t know—easy it was for Finn and Jake to meet his dad (but I liked how they made him a dick/criminal, less tension with Finn’s adopted dad Joshua and a more acceptable reason for him to have been abandoned.)

SO I haven't watched Adventure time in awhile. So based off that ask that you just answered, has it really gone down hill that bad?

Betty Episode. 13 minutes of ice king being brought back as simon, bringing marceline to get hambo and finn and jake kinda tag along, he going back through time,  him slowly dying and death trying to make a bargin with him and going through an identity crisis defeating a giant wizard monster and getting this fiance back. only to turn into the ice king again.

they put all that into 13 minutes.

13 fucking minutes.

It was like watching a bad fanfiction.

hey, so i was curious about why you haven't been happy with Adventure Time lately? i like hearing you rant about stuff :o

Betty Episode.


Fake Pockets: A How To


*sweats nervously*
I feel like such a creep for being like “GIMME PICTURE SO I CAN DRAW YOU.”

Vegans r so hypocritical plants live too so stop killing plants



That Was SPERM
Krism: You even have makeup on!
Amanda: I do NOT
Krism: You liar! I can see the white shininess on your eyelids!
Amanda: That was SPERM
Krism: ...
Krism: My next question would by why on your eyelids?
I wish my oven worked

I wanna bake a cake so bad.


I love this beautiful selenite piece. Thank you so much Kristen :) #krismpro



I love this beautiful selenite piece. Thank you so much Kristen :) #krismpro



A Krinx drawing. In one of the streams they were talking about wearing onesies so yeah…


A Krinx drawing. In one of the streams they were talking about wearing onesies so yeah…