Krism's Blog of Awesome Stuff

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

rinnemi:

It Always comes out blurry in tumblr..i dunno

http://rinnemi.deviantart.com/art/Minx-and-Spider-471177635?ga_submit_new=10%253A1406496056

Did this after watching minx stream a few days ago.

If you were there you probably know what it is.

It has a spider, a toy for adults and krism x minx

I had to do this for some reason.

The town of salem footage is not from the stream but i had nothing else so…yeah.

Also no joltiks were harmed during the making of this mangastrip

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

hippopotalust:

Images by Johan Kuno


Hippopotalust Original

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

nurdsturf:

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

Probably the first time ive actually been proud to be a catholic.

fuckonthis:

this is so important.

you fucking asshole.

daaes:

This just in: YouTuber cryaotic is a poophead who doesn’t respond to skype compliments or texts and better be fuckin dead.

oooo someone’s in troubleeeeee

korrathefirebender:

incompetentantagonist:

*shots fucking fired*

FUCK. This person isn’t even in the realm of fucking around.

korrathefirebender:

incompetentantagonist:

*shots fucking fired*

FUCK. This person isn’t even in the realm of fucking around.

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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yamino:

sketchamagowza:

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I still think about this comic a lot.

Pearl and Garnet are the only ones who haven't fused, what do you think it would look like?

Not sure but I really fucking wanna see it.