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mostlycatsmostly:

(via Sim Kim Seong)
That "swatted" article is fake.

It’s still funny though.

Entitled
Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche
jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

annabethchaseandhermionegranger:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

canadachild9:

daisycruiserz:

I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL TEN MINUTES AGO THAT ANDY USED TO WEAR JESSIE’S HAT WHEN PLAYING WITH WOODY AND FOR SOME REASON THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPYimage

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Wait a second…

Jessie’s previous owner, Emily, wore a hat similar to Jessie’s. And now Andy is wearing one.

Guys… what if Emily is Andy’s mom?!

please dont do this.  not 10 years later please dont give me toy story feels

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jimobobb:

So today, when I was on ma way to buy pizza for dinner, there was this lady talking to this dude very loudly. She had tights and heels, so I thought maybe she was heading to the club or something. I was right behind this lady listening to her loud conversation, UNTIL SHE SAW ME EAVESDROPPING AND THE NEXT THING SHE SAID WAS “I GOT A KNIFE IN MY PURSE, I’LL CUT THAT BITCH IF I NEED TO.” And I was speedwalkin like

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goddamn it amber I’m trying to be quiet because it’s 6 in the morning and I’m in here covering my mouth laughing like an idiot for five minutes.

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

victubia:

◆ Victubia ◆ The Fire Mistress ◆ Queen Minx ◆

victubia:

Victubia The Fire Mistress Queen Minx

hoyaholic-hopanda:

i salute you for all the women out there.

bunbunxp:

rainbowshooterunicornsummoner:

"Honey have you… tried not being a magical girl?"

Thats actually a really pretty outfit. … I would wear that

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

every time.